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What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

Mitch Jokes More Mitch Jokes

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg