What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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This is a bomb in a bull.

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Hog and kisses!

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It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

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It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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That's amorehay!

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One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay