What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay