What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Why did the farmer take a milk bath?

Because he's too tall for a milk shower.

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay