What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

Why do farmers put bells on cows?

Their horns don't work.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay