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What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg