What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

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What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."