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What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

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What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!