What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

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Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

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What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."