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What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

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How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

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How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."