What do cows read at the breakfast table?

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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!