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What do cows read at the breakfast table?

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Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Why do groups of cows not like new music releases?

Because they've herd it all before

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What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!