What do cows read at the breakfast table?

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What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

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