Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.
Gristle While You Work!
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)
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Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
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