What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.