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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

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What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.