Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.
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He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.
He had -ity!
One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.
He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard
The punchline is too long.
Read a book, you dummies.
Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
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