How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

Chicken Soup Jokes More Chicken Soup Jokes

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Tomato Soup Jokes More Tomato Soup Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.