Read the label.
Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Namaste
He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels
Because it was down hill!
Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.
