How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Tomato Soup Jokes More Tomato Soup Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.