How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

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Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Tomato Soup Jokes More Tomato Soup Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.