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How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Chicken Soup Jokes More Chicken Soup Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Tomato Soup Jokes More Tomato Soup Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.