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How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Chicken Soup Jokes More Chicken Soup Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Tomato Soup Jokes More Tomato Soup Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.