How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

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Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Tomato Soup Jokes More Tomato Soup Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.