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What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?

They're both brown except the snowball.

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What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

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Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)