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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

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Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies! tee hee

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!

Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!