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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

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Where does the General keep hs armies?

In his sleevies.

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!