March Madness Sale - 25% Off

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

Previous Random Joke Next
Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?

Robert E Flea!

Why was a blind man's leg wet?

Her dog was blind too.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

General Jokes More General Jokes

Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies! tee hee

Where did the general put his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!

George Washington Jokes More George Washington Jokes

What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!