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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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What kind of dog should you get a Spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

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Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies

Where did the general put his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.