When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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The tomato is red.

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A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

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Where does the General keep hs armies?

In his sleevies.

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In their sleevies

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!