When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies

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What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

Where does George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleavies!