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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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Where did the general put his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!

Where does the General keep hs armies?

In his sleevies.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

What's George Washington's least favorite flower?

Lie-lacs!