What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier?

Because he was a light sleeper.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What is the most offensive coffee to tornado victims?

House blend.

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.