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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

What kind of dog is a person's best friend?

A palmatian!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What is the most offensive coffee to tornado victims?

House blend.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.