How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are indecisive miners the worst?

Because all day they deal with ores.

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.