Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
Water.
A barber!
About tennish.
Smells like teen spirit.
She must have called a 1,000 times
It said 2 to 4 years on the box.
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
Because it was cooler on the other side.
