How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is a dentist's favorite time of the day?

2:30

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days