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How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!