Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
The husband.
Te-quil-a
Because I wore the wrong sock that day.
Tooth-Hurty
The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
Nine months.
I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up
Down in the mouth!
