How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.