What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

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What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.