What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

What are you hiding in there?

Nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

Champion Jokes More Champion Jokes

What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.