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What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet...

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

Champion Jokes More Champion Jokes

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

Who's there! Beck! Beck who?

Beckfast of champions!