What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Champion Jokes More Champion Jokes

Who's there! Beck! Beck who?

Beckfast of champions!

What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.