What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Champion Jokes More Champion Jokes

Who's there! Beck! Beck who?

Beckfast of champions!

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.