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What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Champion Jokes More Champion Jokes

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.