What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

How do you hide from imminent retribution?

Karmaflage!

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Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

What do you call a dead blond in the closet?

Last year's hide &amp seek!

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

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What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.