What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body.

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Who's there! Beck! Beck who?

Beckfast of champions!

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion