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What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

Champion Jokes More Champion Jokes

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion