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What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you hide from imminent retribution?

Karmaflage!

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How much does a dead elephant weigh?

A skele**ton**.

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion