What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

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What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

What does a beer say when it's cold?

Buuuurrrrrr!!!

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How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.