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What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

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What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

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What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!