What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

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What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

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How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.