What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

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What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Because he had no body to go with