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What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

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Mop Jokes More Mop Jokes

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa