With a mop.
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Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No Sir. The floor is still wet.
One has a job.
I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
None it's a women's job.
The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"
Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
It's near-humerus.
Because they got no organs.
A virgin
Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.
A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.
They're buds
Collect!
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
My mom asked Gravity, I replied.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
A widow.
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.
A landmine.
Someone stepped on the mouse.
