With a mop.
One has a job.
I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"
Someone's building a pig.
It was a cantaloupe.
Because he was wayyy far out man.
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
Both are good places to find Catfish
He was Haydn.
He got arrested just like you would've.
Because it was a kitty fiddler.
Ptui
Slippers
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
In case you get a hole in one.
Collect!
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."