What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

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Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

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What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

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What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!