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What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

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Because the pictures were way to shaky......

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Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

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The guy likes his power chords too much.

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What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.