How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

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What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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What's a dog favourite hobby?

Collecting fleas!

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.