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How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

What kind of mic did Kurt Cobain use?

A shotgun mic!

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

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What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

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What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.