How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

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What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

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How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.