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How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.