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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Rave Party Jokes More Rave Party Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.