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How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Ethiopian Rave Jokes More Ethiopian Rave Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.