How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

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What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

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How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling