How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

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What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

What is black and stuck to the ceiling?

A crappy electrician