How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

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If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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Too many Cheetahs.

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

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How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

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How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!