Glue bread to the ceiling.
Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.
Too many cheetahs.
Your head hits the ceiling!
Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.
With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...
You get a solid-state frizzicist.
He cracked up.
Let's throw a party while we're at it.
They turnip the beets!
A milkshake.
A Baboom!
