Rave Party Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Ethiopia Jokes More Ethiopia Jokes

Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

Ethiopia!

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.