What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

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What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.