What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

Calc-U-LATER

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What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.