What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

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What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.