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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

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Two test tickles

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One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.