What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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Not being British.

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What are your two favourite times to party?

Daytime and night-time!

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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.