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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

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Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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Aight I'll calcu-lata

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Why is USA so gloomy?

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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.