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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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The Hip Replacement Guy.

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Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.