Because he was a fungi
You planet
Illiterate (il-lit-erate)
I told her that drinks were on the house
In the punchlines.
Because they always bring boos.
Because it had nobody to go with.
They planet.
A Fungi!
He's a party pooper!
Because they were 50% off!
You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.
A Wurst-Kse Scenario
Rave at the party.
Because she's Hadid.
Omelette
They're fun guys!
Namaste.
They turnip the beets!
Namaste
Because, he's just dying to party.
They Planet
He felt really out of place.
They planet
It was too Loki.
They Planet.
The Anti-oxy-dance
10 books of Snow Whites
He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key
Stephen Hawking
Go on, have a blast.
Because only two parties exist for the whole country
Because he was anti social.
Where the funnel be!
He'll tell you.
TURNUP!
A little get together.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!
Why di'n'ja 'vite us?
Psychopaths are fun at parties.
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.
Because they ran out of Natural Light
He gets the cold shoulder.
You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling
Par**ty.
Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
It wanted to have a good tine.
Omelet
A paper jam
Because you can really party hearty!
Lettuce turnip da beet!
Because Botswana have fun.
Wooffies!
With 26 characters he met at a party.
She had to go t'work instead.
They'll tell you.
Anyone he could dig up.
Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!
TURNIP
In the punch line
What party '
Daytime and night-time!
A stall ball.
He had a wail of a time.
There's just no atmosphere
Sorry guys, moustache!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Hey, how are you *Alduin*
He got stuck in a jam.
Toad was a fungi.
A turn up
You're not owld enough.
The Moovies
They are always looking for a tight seal.
The conga!
There's no punch line.
He was always fascistly late.
Because he had no body to go with.
It booked a Tuber.
Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!
Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
A turn-up
A pitcher filled with margaritas!
Party paupers
Because he always brings the boos
In the Conservatory!
Loki
He had no body to go with him!
They know how to raise the roof.
A cold shoulder
I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
Because he was using fowl language!
He kept dropping the beets.
Too Bad, I'm not telling you!
Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.
A Combi nation!
A cat-tastrophe.
He Brexit!
Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.
Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.
They got into Yale.
A mushroom.
Because he's a fun guy.
Yo dawg I washed yo dog.
It's not there.
A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
