Party Jokes

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

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How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

How does a solar system have a party?

They planet

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them?

Why di'n'ja 'vite us?

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party?

A paper jam

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

What are your two favourite times to party?

Daytime and night-time!

What is a horses favourite kind of party?

A stall ball.

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him!

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

Where Are You Going?

Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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I really am a FunGi.

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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