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How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What are your two favourite times to party?

Daytime and night-time!

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

Solar System Jokes More Solar System Jokes

How does a solar system have a party?

They planet

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.