What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Who's there! Bolivia! Boliva who?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about!

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod