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What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.