What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat?

How much their husbands make

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How does Megatron get away with raw-dogging it?

Decepticondoms.

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.