What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

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What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

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What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.