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What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does 1+1=?

Window.

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.