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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry.

What's the best drink for a dog?

An old faschund.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

Grit Jokes More Grit Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What do they call grits up north?

Disgusting!

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.