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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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What do they call grits up north?

Disgusting!

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff