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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Grit Jokes More Grit Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What do they call grits up north?

Disgusting!

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff