What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What do they call grits up north?

Disgusting!

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff