What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!