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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Why do dogs wag their tails?

Because no one else will do it for them!

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Grit Jokes More Grit Jokes

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

What do they call grits up north?

Disgusting!

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff