What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What do they call grits up north?

Disgusting!

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.