What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

Grit Jokes More Grit Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.