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Sandpaper Jokes

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff