Sandpaper Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff