What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What is Iraq's national bird?

Duck.

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What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.

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What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.