What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

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Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

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What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.

What do you call a spelling mistake on a map?

A topographical error.

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What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.