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Syria Jokes

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

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How do you call the current situation in Syria?

Very syrias

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

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Request Jokes More Request Jokes

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What did the deaf bug order at the bar?

A Bee-Ear

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist?

Tooth hurty

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.