Syria Jokes

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

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How do you call the current situation in Syria?

Very syrias

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

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Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

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What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents