This place is totally radical!
Very syrias
Dead parents
Leave.
Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.
Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)
A map.
A civil war
You're really bustin' Machops!
Matt. Others:
A. They love OIL
Because they're constantly drilling for oil.
You get stoned.
Because it's stoned.
Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?
Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"
A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
The U.S. mint (cents)
OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.
An **Arrr**my
Voting machines aren't hackable.
When they wake up every morning.