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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

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Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why doesn't Lilly from AT&T commercials show any cleavage?

Because AT&T has the best coverage

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!