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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

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Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!