What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)