What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

City Jokes More City Jokes

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit?

Osaka.

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo