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What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

City Jokes More City Jokes

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are