What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.