What happens to a plate made out of coo...

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?