What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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What happened with them?

They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What is a dog's favourite food?

Anything that is on your plate!

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.