What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.