What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.