What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

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What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

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How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.