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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"