What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.