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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."