What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab