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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

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Who's there! Bat! Bat who?

Bat you'll never guess!

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.