What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

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What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet