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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

Violet Jokes More Violet Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet