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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

Violet Jokes More Violet Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet