What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

How do you catch defish?

With debate.

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.