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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!