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What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Real Life Jokes More Real Life Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus in real life and Jesus in a picture frame?

It only takes one nail to hang up Jesus in a picture frame.

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.