What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Real Life Jokes More Real Life Jokes

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

What do you get when you have seven dragon balls?

Nothing! This is real life.