What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

Real Life Jokes More Real Life Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus in real life and Jesus in a picture frame?

It only takes one nail to hang up Jesus in a picture frame.

Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.