What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

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What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

Why are hemorrhoid and diarrhea so hard to spell?

Like if you're talking about them, you aren't having a rough enough time already.

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.