Why are hemorrhoid and diarrhea so hard to spell?

Like if you're talking about them, you aren't having a rough enough time already.

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Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**