Because there is lots of school spirit!
Drunk!
Dork chocolate
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
There was a lot of ham in him.
Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
Because she was a private tutor
Hallowieners!
He had to take a sheet.
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.