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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

School Spirit Jokes More School Spirit Jokes

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!