Halloween Party Jokes

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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