Halloween Party Jokes

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him!

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It lacks body

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Food.

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He didn't have the guts for it.

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

M Jokes More M Jokes

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

School Spirit Jokes More School Spirit Jokes

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Because there is lots of school spirit!

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.