What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!