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What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

Santa came early

What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A really big moth!

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter