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What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days