Cold Day Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!