Cold Day Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!