What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....