What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter