What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.