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What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....