What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter