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What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Cold Day Jokes More Cold Day Jokes

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter