How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

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What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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What do you call it when someone steals your footrest?

Grand Theft Ottoman

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!

Why was the jacket stinky?

Because it was a windbreaker.