How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

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What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Where's my freaking phone?

And it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"