How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

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Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."