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How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

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Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Jacket Jokes More Jacket Jokes

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!