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How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

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What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!