Jacket Jokes

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

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Why was the jacket stinky?

Because it was a windbreaker.

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

Where's my freaking phone?

And it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.