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Jacket Jokes

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

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Why was the jacket stinky?

Because it was a windbreaker.

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Where's my freaking phone?

And it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

How much is the bare minimum?

1 bear.

Chan Jokes More Chan Jokes

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lulz!!! etc etc etc

Denim Jokes More Denim Jokes

What do you call a basin full of denim?

A gene pool!

What are Mario's pants made of?

DENIM DENIM DENIM

Windbreaker Jokes More Windbreaker Jokes

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

Why was the jacket stinky?

Because it was a windbreaker.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors?

A chicken sedan.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!