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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."