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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.