Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Because proper tea is theft.

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Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.