Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.
Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.
A good in-vest-ment
He doesn't believe in dog.
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.
Because he has no proper tea!
Because all proper tea is theft.
Because they did not have proper tea.
