50 Shades of Earl Grey
Because all proper tea is theft.
Not-tea
A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
Because proper tea is theft.
The teabag stays in the cup longer.
Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.
Cause the system is broke, yo.
Because it's white and settles on their land.
To flick through it as fast as possible.
The Gray Poupon
Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)
A noble gas!
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
By reading street signs.
Because he was in the coo klux klan
Because they hate waterboarding.