Earl Grey Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What do you call an Earl Grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

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What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

How many communists died during ww2?

Not enough

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them