50 Shades of Earl Grey
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Because all proper tea is theft.
Not-tea
He was selling ill-eagle drugs.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
6
Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.
Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
A greydient
A Gaucho Marxist
Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
Because he hated the B shu!