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Earl Grey Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What do you call an Earl Grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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They where playing for the cup!

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A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

What's Christmas called in England?

Yule Britannia!

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How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

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What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno.business