Queen England Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

Earl Grey Jokes More Earl Grey Jokes

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

Rainy Day Jokes More Rainy Day Jokes

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)