50 Shades of Earl Grey
A wet one.
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
Because umbrellas can't walk
A CART-ilage
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.
A read-only man.
Church.
Because all proper tea is theft.
A question mark.
So the other one could drive
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
To the water, it is time! Or in French...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))
The bogeyman.
A maybe
