Queen England Jokes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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Fo' Drizzle!

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Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

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