What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

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What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

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What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!