What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

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What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

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Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

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What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!