What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

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No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!