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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up?

Hushpuppies.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere?

Fa Drizzle

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.