Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

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What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle