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What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.