What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

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What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

Nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

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What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce