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What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

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What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!

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What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.