Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

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What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

What do you tell a slow tomato?

What Ketchup

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What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!

What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO

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Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Tomato Sauce Jokes More Tomato Sauce Jokes

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

Impasta