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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!

What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?

Lmayo!

Run Race Jokes More Run Race Jokes

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Tomato Sauce Jokes More Tomato Sauce Jokes

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

Impasta