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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

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What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Tomato Sauce Jokes More Tomato Sauce Jokes

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

Impasta