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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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To win dough.

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It did snot want to be late

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He was running lait

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God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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It's must-up..

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What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

Impasta

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.