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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

What did you win?

Atrophy

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

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What do you tell a slow tomato?

What Ketchup

What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.

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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

Impasta

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.