Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.