Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

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What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

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Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

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What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast