What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Audition Jokes More Audition Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll