What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you get with breaking news?

News casts

Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Audition Jokes More Audition Jokes

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself.