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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

Why are black people so good at sports?

Hard work and dedication.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Audition Jokes More Audition Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.