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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

Discus

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

Audition Jokes More Audition Jokes

What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself.

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast