What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Who did they cast as The Hulk"s dog?

Bark Roofalo

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar.

Audition Jokes More Audition Jokes

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll