What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Who's there! Blair! Blair who?

Blair play!

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

Who did they cast as The Hulk"s dog?

Bark Roofalo

What mythological monster casts no reflection?

All of them.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Audition Jokes More Audition Jokes

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast