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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Audition Jokes More Audition Jokes

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll