What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair