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What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.