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What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Who's there! Chair! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions!

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?!