What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.