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What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.