What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.